“If I were” survey »
If I were a month, I’d be November
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Monday
If I were a planet, I’d be a planet in a galaxy far far away
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a Koala
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a futon
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a lab…If I were a month, I’d be October
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Thursday
If I were a planet, I’d be Saturn
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a Coral
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a Chaise Lounge
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a Black Opal
If I were a flower, I’d be a Peony
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a Cool Rainy DayIf I were a color, I’d be Florescent Beige
If I were an emotion, I’d be Blissful Indifference
If I were a fruit, I’d be a- I am a fruit, silly!
If I were a sound, I’d be an Indian Wood Flute playing the Raga Shirivanji
If I were an element, I’d be Gold
If I were a place, I’d be a Library
If I were a taste, I’d taste like Whipped Cream and Strawberries
If I were a scent, I’d be Frankincense, Cinnamon and Musk
If I were an object, I’d be a Blanket
If I were a body part, I’d be the Space between the eyes
If I were a song, I’d be “He Killed A Boy For Me” by Henry’s Dress
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be Pink Combat Boots
If I were a month, I’d be August
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday
If I were a planet, I’d be Venus
If I were a sea animal, I’d be an urchin
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a trampoline
If I were a gemstone, I’d be an amazonite
If I were a flower, I’d be a saguaro cactus
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a heat wave
If I were a color, I’d be chartreuse
If I were an emotion, I’d be violent happiness
If I were a fruit, I’d be a blood orange
If I were a sound, I’d be a baby head hitting pavement.
If I were an element, I’d be dirty, dirty earth
If I were a place, I’d be a rooftop deck
If I were a taste, I’d taste like general tso’s sauce
If I were a scent, I’d be rain on hot pavement
If I were an object, I’d be an ice cube. Probably the circle ones with the hole in the middle.
If I were a body part, I’d be the bellybutton
If I were a song, I’d be “Dear Stop” by Goldfrapp
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be babygirl platform stilettos
(via marc-jcubs)
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If I were a month, I’d be August If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday If I were a planet, I’d be Venus If I were a...
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